Auburn Gal Always

For Bee...


This is my left thumb. I shut a solid wood door on it in 4th grade. It happened at school. Blood squirted everywhere. I had a HUGE bandage on it for months. I think there are still scary stories told about the catastrophe, all to terrorize kids into not playing with doors, slam doors, shut doors, open doors, etc.





I need some lotion.

I am an urban legend.