Recent statements from Stinkerbell

Mommy, I need to talk to you. I've always wanted to feel the wind on my face from a horse's back.

Mommy, do you think when I grow up and am old enough that someone will want to you know, go on a date with me?

I think I know who I'll marry, but you have to promise not to tell anyone who it is. (I promised, so I can't tell the rest. sorry!)

I'm glad we don't live in Australia, because the naked mole rat pees inside the toilet. It lives in the toilet, and it smells, and they are blind so they can't see. How they know each other is because they smell each other. And how they get that smell is because they pee in the toilet.

I have to poop. Awww! Yuk! It looks like a ball of yarn. And also a horn. Maybe I ate too much okra.



I could tell you more, but you're probably not interested. And it's gross.