"new math"
"the green mustache" + wheezy cough + baby = amoxicillin and albuterol
amoxicillin + rash = ER trip (sorry to repeat myself, but I'm saving you time) - amoxicillin + benadryl + prednisone = experiment in modern pediatric medicine ==> terribly irritable, excitable, unconsolable, pitiful, fussy, restless, complaining, "please be still and quiet for just a few minutes!" baby
acid reflux + bedtime + mommy = insufficient sleep
insufficient sleep + terribly irritable, excitable, unconsolable, pitiful, fussy, restless, complaining, "please be still and quiet for just a few minutes!" baby = exasperate mommy wishing the daddy would "just hurry the crap home" and give me a break
So, do I go to the store and get the necessities we need to make it through the night? Or do I force some tears and call The Mighty Hunter and BEG him to stop for me.
I think I'll be eating some underbaked, gooey chocolate chip cookies tonight.
I'm just sayin'
4 comments:
oohhh...those equations strike fear in my heart....particularly since I've experienced all except the emergency room trip in the last two months. Yikes. HOpe it gets better soon! Go enjoy that dough!!! *GRIN*
Based on my experience with babies and albuteral...The Mighty Hunter might prefer to do all out-of-house chores. It used to make Magnuts insane...I feel for yah!
I'm sorry.
I hope you enjoy your gooey chocolate chips....
Hugs hun, hope baby is better and things are better today
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