If you're late and want to start your period, go spend $20 on the "most advanced piece of technology you'll ever pee on".
Within an hour of getting the joyful "not pregnant" news, you will start bleeding, a la stuck hog.
Please do not try this at home. No animals were harmed in the making of this fool. I am professional idiot.
But I'm a very relieved idiot.
Friday, February 13, 2009