Friday, February 13, 2009

Learn from me and all my wisdom

Lesson One:
If you're late and want to start your period, go spend $20 on the "most advanced piece of technology you'll ever pee on".

Within an hour of getting the joyful "not pregnant" news, you will start bleeding, a la stuck hog.

Please do not try this at home. No animals were harmed in the making of this fool. I am professional idiot.

But I'm a very relieved idiot.

ThankyouJesus.

2 comments:

Kaye said...

Been there, done that.

I think my body was just "getting me back" for something by making me essentially waste $10+ dollars. =)

Congrats on getting the news and evidence that you desired. =)

Blondie said...

All too familiar to me, too, except (at the time) I was actually trying. I am thrilled for you - and if $20 was all it took, then look at it as $20 well spent!