In which I regret taking the cordless phone outside

Remember this beast?





Well, last night he used the phone without permission. It seems he hit redial and called my mom, which confused her.

It confused us too when she called and asked why we would call her and not talk to her and was something wrong or were we playing a prank on her and making "obscene phone calls" 'cause she didn't think it was funny since she was getting old and we shouldn't get her all excited and then just hang up.





'Cause that's just rude!












The kicker is that the phone still works, if you don't mind the doggy drool and broken glass.