Wednesday, May 23, 2007

More Craziness and Some Laziness

Yesterday - took Stinkerbell to school, fetched my 86 y-o grandmother. Made it to kindergarten graduation. 5 kids fainted from the heat and those polyester caps and gowns.

Yes. 5 KINDERGARTENERS FAINTED AT THEIR GRADUATION. At 9:00 AM! (Have I ever told you how much I HATE summer in the South? No? Well, a LOT!)

My girl was not one of them, but 2 of her good friends were. They were re-hydrated and cooled off in the comfort of modern air conditioning and recovered quickly, even played their teeball games that evening. Took Stinkerbell, Aunt Margaret, Grandma, Beverly, Carl to Cracker Barrel for lunch. Ate too much. Returned Margaret and Grandma to their homes. Fell asleep nursing Lucky - twice. Teeball game. Much cooler than earlier in the day. Ate supper at a new steakhouse. Yummmm Taco Salad. Came home and noticed that I was engorged with enough milk to feed Mexico City.

Actually, I had already noticed that. Lawdy Lawdy! I hurt.

Today (Wednesday) - slept late with Lucky and Stinkerbell. Will complete an impossibly long list of chores - or not. But will attempt it anyway. If I can get off my butt and turn off my puter.

Tomorrow (Thursday) - will do some puter work at The Mighty Hunter's showroom in Gadsden. Then return for Stinkerbell's last voice lesson before summer break.

Friday - will pack up a lot more than necessary into the back of the Pimped Out Mamamobile and go to Dauphin Island for the weekend. Cause we're islandy like that.

Saturday - sunburn-o-rama. Cause I'm pasty white.

Sunday - walking like the Living Dead because sunburned limbs don't like to bend or touch each other or anything else. Might consider making the Island a nudist colony for the sunburnt Living Dead.

Monday - forcing crispy limbs to bend and hearing skin crackle like potato chips. Packing up sandy and dirty crap and making the return drive from the Island. Cause there are windows and doors to be sold and teeball games to be played.

All of this is to tell you that I don't plan on posting over the weekend. If I knew how, I might could schedule something to post while I'm gone. But I don't. So...

Just read my archives. Or visit some of the links in my sidebar. Just be sure you don't forget me. Cause I'm all addicted to your clicks.




Y'all come back now, ya hear?!


Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Have fun ya'll...(That was my impersonation of a southern accent)

WillBlog said...

Can you pack me in your pimped out mamamobile??!! I want to be crispy, too!

Anonymous said...

I knew it got hot in the south, but wow!

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