Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Bob and Bobbie

The Mighty Hunter has a gal working for him named Bobbie. She's a funny, funny person. Divorced with two young adult sons, both of whom are in the Army. She's a very interesting person to me in that she is constantly, habitually, obsessively afraid of someone being in her apartment or looking in her window or standing outside her door or something.

And I mean constantly.

Also, I should have said phobic.

Recently, her youngest son left home for Basic Training. Before he left, she confronted him about possibly finding something very private and personal of hers and hiding it or throwing it away.

And since I'm giggling too hard to be able to do more than simply tell. the. story., I'll just go into blurb mode.

This something was given to her immediately following her divorce by her sister.

This something was purple.

This something was named Bob.

This something was her, um, ahem, boyfriend.

"Did you get my Bob?"

"Your Bob?"

"Yes! What did you do with my Bob?"

Her son was clearly only acting confused, so she took him to her closet where Bob was stored and showed him where Bob should have been. Together, they found Bob and her son was mortified.

And this time, he did throw Bob away.

Not to worry though. Cuz, thanks to the miracle of online and catalog shopping, a new and improved Bob was delivered via small, brown package this week.

I don't know what color Bob2.0 is yet. But, trust me, I'll find out.

This is just too funny to let it go.



And, yes, this is all I could think of to write about. Sorry.

Also, my brother sent me this via Slickdeals.net ...

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10 comments:

willblogforshoes said...

Ok... that's a really good deal!

willblogforshoes said...

Too overcome with the bargain to comment on Bob. And that's probably a good thing.

For the Love... said...

OMG, Bye Bye Bob...I just checked out Kohls...thanks for the heads up!

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Bob!

I love Bob!

I wish I had a Bob!

Cris said...

Long ago I had a friend that had never visited the land of the big "O" so we (my other friends and I) bought her a "Bob" She became the mayor of the land of the big "O" after that... shortly after we bought her this "Bob" we went to see the movie Cast Away with Tom Hanks. In the movie Tom's character cries out for "Wilson" his soccer ball turned constant companion. Almost instantly we named her "Bob" "Wilson" because she was so fond of him that if she ever lost him she would be very sad.
To this day, we still refer to a dildo as a "Wilson"

Jennifer Playgroupie said...

I certainly hope Bob is more than 2.0! I'd think at least 8.0, 10.0 would be even better. Wink. wink!

AuburnGalAlways said...

Yes, Jennifer, 8.0 or 10.0 would be better! I didn't think of that! You made me snort in my glass of cold milk!

Also, he's blue and pink. Just thought you'd be interested.

moosh in indy. said...

Bob? I'd name mine Sven or Gusto or something.

Melzie said...

I have visited your blog a time or two but I think we are at a level of intimacy now that I can stop lurking and add you to my bloglines. :) Oh and Janet aka wondermom, I have a friend who "hostess'es" ladies "surprise parties" LOL :) I am LOL at the one named Wilson also :D xoxo melzie

Melzie said...

OH and now that I added you your ticker still shows up on bloglines...how does it feel to be 60 weeks pregnant? LOL My countdown to Christmas ticker still shows on my bloglines feed even though I deleted it after New Years...
xoxo melzie